BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Oy. But that one's an original.

Here's a quote from the article on "Vail Daily":

"[...]undead, barely dead or marginally alive humans who need to feed."

"Zombies represent just another faction of the culture of life that we hold dear," DeLay said. "People who aren't yet born and those who aren't quite dead have very little say in what becomes of them. They are still God's creatures, and they need representation."

It goes on to talk about "Romero's Law" and all sorts of things. You should head over there and read the article, it's quite amusing :P